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[♪]
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[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
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MAN [ON TV]: The capsule has just
come into view of our cameras.
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And it looks as if it will
land right on target.
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Well, we can all breathe
a sigh of relief now
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because everything seems
to be A-okay here
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as astronauts Tony Nelson
and Roger Healey chalk up
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another successful
U.S. space mission.
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This one went off
without a hitch
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from start to finish.
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Later we'll be seeing
actual films
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of Major Nelson's walk in space.
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[INDISTINCT RADIO CHATTER]
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MAN [ON TV]: There goes the
capsule into the water now.
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Less than two miles from
the recovery ship's position.
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Helicopters are on their way
to pick them up.
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And in just a few minutes,
we will give you
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your first look
at the returning astronauts.
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Mmm! I cannot wait!
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[GIGGLES]
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Unfasten your seat belts,
ladies and gentlemen.
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We're home.
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On our next flight,
let's ask for a stewardess.
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Welcome home, master.
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Jeannie, what are you doing?
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If you do not know,
I must be doing it wrong.
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You've gotta get outta here!
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They're gonna open up
the capsule.
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Not for a minute.
Look.
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TONY: Will you, Jeannie...?
Cut it out, will you?
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MAN [ON TV]: The helicopters
are approaching the capsule.
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And soon now the divers
will be lowered into the water.
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[♪]
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ROGER: Hey, look at that.
That's us.
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Oh, I missed you so much,
master.
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Well, I missed you too.
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Let's talk about it
some other time.
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Will you go home now?
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[POUNDING ON CAPSULE]
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They're here.
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Everything all right in there?
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Oh, yes, everything is lovely!
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Man, they've been up too long.
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[♪]
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[♪]
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[♪]
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[♪]
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Master, what time are
we supposed to be
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at the press banquet tonight?
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Well, the dinner
starts at 7, but...
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Uh, we're not gonna
be there, Jeannie.
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You're not going.
No, uh-uh.
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One blink from you
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and they'd put me back up
in space permanently.
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But, master...
Master, please.
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What if I promise
from this moment on
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not to use any of my power?
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Ahem.
You'd forget.
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Oh, no, I would not.
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I put my, uh, briefcase
around here someplace. I...
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Please, master,
I would not forget.
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You see.
Huh?
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[GASPS] I forgot.
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Oh, but I would not
this evening.
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I would be very careful...
No, I'm sorry, Jeannie.
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It just wouldn't work out.
Honestly.
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Uh, you and I will have dinner
together tomorrow night.
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Just the two of us, okay?
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Very well, master.
I'll see you later.
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[♪]
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Wait, master!
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[CHUCKLING] Jeannie, I'm late.
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Master, I have a wonderful idea.
Yeah?
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What if I transferred
my power for 24 hours?
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Then you would not have
to worry about me tonight.
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Transferred your power?
Uh, could you do that?
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Oh, of course.
Yeah?
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I will show you.
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[MAGIC BOINGS]
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There. It is done.
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Are you sure?
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Oh, yes, master.
I will prove it to you.
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I will try to blink you to work.
Okay.
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Well, I'm still here.
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[LAUGHS] Okay, young lady.
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You...
You got a deal.
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You got a deal.
Oh, thank you, master!
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I can't tell you
how relieved I am
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not to have to worry
about you tonight.
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Aw.
See you then.
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Wait until my master finds out
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who I have transferred
my power to.
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[SQUEALS]
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Mmm.
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[MOTOR SPUTTERS]
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[SIGHS]
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Having a little trouble, Pedro?
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Heh. No, Señor Nelson.
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I'm having a lot of trouble.
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This mower, she no good no more.
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Yeah, well, keep trying.
It'll start.
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[MOTOR STARTS]
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You're right!
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Yeah, well,
from the sound of it,
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it's more powerful than my car.
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[CHUCKLING] Yeah.
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[♪]
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[SCREAMS]
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Help! Help! Stop!
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Stop!
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[WOMEN SCREAM]
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Uh, well, hang on
just a second. Let me see.
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It's, uh, Colonel Cochran.
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He has a couple of aunts
in from Denver,
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and they wanna meet
some real live astronauts.
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Wants to have lunch with us
in the commissary.
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No, thanks.
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Um, I'm sorry, sir,
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uh, I don't think
we can make it today.
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Yeah... Well, we're really up
to our ears in paperwork.
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Yeah.
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What happened?
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[CHUCKLING] I don't know.
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It's the craziest thing
I've ever see...
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No, oh, not...
Not you, colonel.
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[CHUCKLING] No.
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Uh, I'm sorry we can't come.
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Roger and I send our apologies.
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Yes, sir.
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G-goodbye.
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Oh, Major Nelson,
here are the reports on...
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You're up to your ears
in papers.
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You noticed that too, sir.
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Major, why are you up
to your ears in papers?
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Well, uh, do, uh...?
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We, uh...
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ROGER: We're cleaning
out the files, sir.
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The window was open, and it blew
all the papers all over.
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Yeah, that's right.
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We're 40 feet below
ground level.
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There are no windows here.
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The air conditioner...
Uh, no, actually, what...
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Uh, please.
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What do you suppose
really happened?
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Jeannie, that's what happened.
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Let's get outta here.
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You told me that she gave up
her power for 24 hours.
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Yeah, but she lied.
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And just for that,
I'm not gonna take her tonight.
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She's gonna be pretty upset.
She's gonna be upset?
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Look at this mess.
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Aw, don't worry,
I'll help you with it.
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Thanks, Roge, you're a brick.
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Roger?
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Roger, is this you?
Roge?
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Speak to me, will ya?
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Major Nelson.
Yes?
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Who are you talking to?
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Uh, oh, no... No one, sir.
No one. Nothing.
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Um...
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You were talking to this brick.
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That'd be ridiculous, sir.
Oh, would it?
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It's just a normal, everyday,
run-of-the-mill brick. It's...
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What happened to Major Healey?
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Major who?
Oh, Major Healey.
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Oh, yeah,
he was around here some... I...
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I'll see you both in my office
in 10 minutes.
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Dr. Bellows?
Uh, yes?
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May I have my brick?
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Oh, yes.
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Here we are.
[YELLS]
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There's no need
to get so excited.
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After all, it's only a brick,
major, you said so yourself.
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Uh, yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
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But I need it as a paperweight
for all the paper
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because of the wind
and the window.
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[CHUCKLING] You know.
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No, I don't know.
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But I will, major.
I will.
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All right, Jeannie,
now that is enough.
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I want Roger back
in his original form.
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You sure are cute, Roge.
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Jeannie, I want him back the way
he was a few minutes ago.
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[YAWNING]
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Oh, hi, Tony, what happened?
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You were a baby.
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I mean recently.
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Well, Jeannie turned you
into a brick.
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A what?
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Would you get down, please?
I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah...
Turned me into a brick?
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That's right.
And I've had it, man.
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Look at this place.
Will you just look at it?
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I've had it!
Right up to...
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Well, we've done that.
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Jeannie, I want this place
cleaned up.
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Well, one thing about Jeannie,
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she doesn't do things halfway,
does she?
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I don't know
what's gotten into her.
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Uh... Jeannie, I want
this equipment back right now.
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Ow!
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Boy, she is playful today,
isn't she?
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Jeannie, would you please
go home and stop this?
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You know, this is not
like her, Roger.
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She was really...
Had her heart set on...
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On going to that dinner
tonight. Jeannie!
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Or maybe you scared her
into going home.
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Huh? Oh...
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[DIALING PHONE]
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[♪]
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[RINGING]
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[DEEP VOICE]
Major Nelson's residence.
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Uh, Jeannie?
[NORMAL VOICE] Oh, master,
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I am so glad that you called.
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I did not want to disturb you
at work, and I...
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You wouldn't wanna disturb me
at work?
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What have you been doing?
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Well, I have been cooking.
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And, you know, I have discovered
that without my power
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I am a terrible cook.
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Jeannie, look...
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I have ruined three cakes.
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Tsk. I am sorry, master.
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You made me a promise, Jeannie.
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I know.
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Wait until you see the dress
I am going to wear tonight.
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Hmm. I am afraid I had
to buy it at a department store.
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Well, you can just take it back
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because you're not
going tonight.
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But you promised that you would
take me with you tonight.
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Yeah, on condition that
you wouldn't use your magic,
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remember?
I remember, and I have not...
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Place has been
a disaster area all morning.
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Now, no more tricks,
you understand?
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[LINE CLICKS] Master?
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Master? Master!
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Ooh!
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Disaster area? Oh!
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You were... You were kinda rough
on her, weren't you?
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Sometimes you have to be, Roge.
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That's the only way
she'll understand.
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Yeah. Boy, imagine her
turning me into a brick. Whew.
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[CHUCKLING] Yeah.
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Yeah. Oh, it's...
It's amazing,
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a girl have
all that wonderful power
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and have absolutely no idea
how to use it constructively.
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[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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[♪]
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Run out of gas, will ya!?
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It is out of gas!
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[YELLS]
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Look out!
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I could solve the problems
of the whole world.
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00:12:39,424 --> 00:12:40,424
What?
257
00:12:40,425 --> 00:12:42,126
Oh, I was just thinking
out loud.
258
00:12:42,127 --> 00:12:43,494
If I had Jeannie's power,
259
00:12:43,495 --> 00:12:45,462
I could solve the problems
of the whole world.
260
00:12:45,463 --> 00:12:47,231
There's probably nothing
I couldn't do.
261
00:12:47,232 --> 00:12:48,715
Yeah, a chateau
with a swimming pool
262
00:12:48,716 --> 00:12:51,268
and a lot of beautiful girls
in bikinis sitting around it.
263
00:12:51,269 --> 00:12:52,870
That's not exactly
what I had in mind.
264
00:12:52,871 --> 00:12:54,972
You stick to your dreams,
and I'll stick to mine.
265
00:12:54,973 --> 00:12:57,708
It's gonna be a scorcher today,
you know that?
266
00:12:57,709 --> 00:12:58,743
I wish it would rain.
267
00:12:58,744 --> 00:13:01,184
Ah, not a chance,
the weatherman says it...
268
00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:04,015
It's raining.
269
00:13:04,016 --> 00:13:05,850
It couldn't be raining.
The sun's out.
270
00:13:05,851 --> 00:13:08,218
It's probably one of those freak
tropical storms, huh?
271
00:13:08,219 --> 00:13:10,054
Yeah.
BELLOWS: Major Nelson.
272
00:13:10,055 --> 00:13:11,188
Oh, hi, doctor.
273
00:13:11,189 --> 00:13:13,124
We were just on our way
over to see you.
274
00:13:13,125 --> 00:13:15,359
What?
It's raining on you.
275
00:13:15,360 --> 00:13:16,593
Yes, sir.
276
00:13:16,594 --> 00:13:18,495
Well, yes,
it's raining on everybody.
277
00:13:18,496 --> 00:13:20,264
Well, I...
278
00:13:20,265 --> 00:13:22,800
Well, almost everybody.
279
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,168
This is extraordinary.
280
00:13:28,373 --> 00:13:30,214
BELLOWS:
All right, gentlemen.
281
00:13:32,027 --> 00:13:33,961
Now, I just want you
to say anything
282
00:13:33,962 --> 00:13:36,263
that comes into your mind.
283
00:13:36,264 --> 00:13:37,431
I'd like to get outta here.
284
00:13:37,432 --> 00:13:38,933
I beg your pardon.
Well, you said,
285
00:13:38,934 --> 00:13:40,634
say the first thing
that came to my mind.
286
00:13:40,635 --> 00:13:41,835
No one's going anywhere
287
00:13:41,836 --> 00:13:44,871
until I get
a satisfactory explanation.
288
00:13:44,872 --> 00:13:47,241
Uh, well, there's really nothing
to explain, sir. We...
289
00:13:47,242 --> 00:13:50,394
Uh, this morning,
I found you literally
290
00:13:50,395 --> 00:13:52,279
up to your ears in paper.
291
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:54,881
Oh, yes, well, I, uh...
We explained that.
292
00:13:54,882 --> 00:13:56,317
Roger said the wind, remember?
293
00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:58,552
Major, there was no wind.
294
00:13:58,553 --> 00:14:00,720
He's got you there.
Thanks, Roge.
295
00:14:00,721 --> 00:14:04,275
A few minutes later,
I walked into your office
296
00:14:04,276 --> 00:14:06,626
and you were holding
a conversation with a brick.
297
00:14:06,627 --> 00:14:08,329
Oh, I can explain that, sir.
That was me.
298
00:14:08,330 --> 00:14:10,730
Roger.
That was I?
299
00:14:10,731 --> 00:14:12,266
Lie down.
300
00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:15,602
Uh, sir, I was just
speaking out loud.
301
00:14:15,603 --> 00:14:17,404
I was trying to work out
one of my problems.
302
00:14:17,405 --> 00:14:19,974
Oh, and now we're getting
somewhere.
303
00:14:19,975 --> 00:14:23,677
What, uh, is your problem,
Major Nelson?
304
00:14:23,678 --> 00:14:25,612
Ahem.
The inversion temperature
305
00:14:25,613 --> 00:14:27,814
at which silver iodide
becomes effective, sir.
306
00:14:27,815 --> 00:14:29,083
I beg your pardon.
307
00:14:29,084 --> 00:14:31,485
Uh, we're trying to create
artificial rain,
308
00:14:31,486 --> 00:14:34,121
and we seed the air
with silver iodide.
309
00:14:34,122 --> 00:14:35,922
Yeah, and it worked too, didn't it?
Yeah.
310
00:14:35,923 --> 00:14:39,659
You mean you're able
to make it rain only on you?
311
00:14:39,660 --> 00:14:42,929
Well, I was starting small,
but in time I was hoping that...
312
00:14:42,930 --> 00:14:46,166
Oh, never mind, never mind.
313
00:14:46,167 --> 00:14:48,369
That'll be all today, gentlemen.
314
00:14:48,370 --> 00:14:50,437
Well, doc, thanks
for the use of the couch.
315
00:14:50,438 --> 00:14:51,671
Yeah. Thanks.
316
00:14:51,672 --> 00:14:53,307
Oh, and, Major Nelson.
317
00:14:53,308 --> 00:14:54,674
Yes, sir?
318
00:14:54,675 --> 00:14:57,962
I just want you to know
that you're not deceiving me.
319
00:14:57,963 --> 00:14:59,880
Oh, I don't wish
to deceive you, sir.
320
00:14:59,881 --> 00:15:02,266
You'd be surprised
how much better you'd feel
321
00:15:02,267 --> 00:15:04,135
if you'd unburden yourself.
322
00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:05,986
Well, believe me, doctor, I...
323
00:15:05,987 --> 00:15:08,355
I wish I could unload
my problem on you.
324
00:15:08,356 --> 00:15:09,789
[MAGIC BOINGS]
325
00:15:09,790 --> 00:15:12,071
But I don't know what it is.
326
00:15:13,628 --> 00:15:15,229
Uh, will that be all, sir?
327
00:15:15,230 --> 00:15:16,763
That'll be all for now.
328
00:15:16,764 --> 00:15:18,032
Thank you, sir.
329
00:15:18,033 --> 00:15:19,666
Jeannie.
Oh, master,
330
00:15:19,667 --> 00:15:21,035
I tried to call you back...
331
00:15:24,156 --> 00:15:25,656
What's the matter
with you anyway?
332
00:15:25,657 --> 00:15:27,024
Who? What is the matter
with me?
333
00:15:27,025 --> 00:15:28,459
Yeah, you genies are all alike.
334
00:15:28,460 --> 00:15:29,910
Promises, promises, promises.
335
00:15:29,911 --> 00:15:32,430
When it comes to delivery,
nothing, absolutely nothing.
336
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:33,864
What are you talking about?
337
00:15:33,865 --> 00:15:35,933
Today, today. All these tricks
you've been...
338
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,035
You've been driving me crazy
with these tricks...
339
00:15:38,036 --> 00:15:40,037
Let's finish up the dictation
over here, miss.
340
00:15:40,038 --> 00:15:41,172
Hi, George.
341
00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:42,539
But I have done nothing.
342
00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:44,575
I... I told you
I transferred my power.
343
00:15:44,576 --> 00:15:45,977
Oh, sure, you did.
Sure, you did.
344
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,578
You transferred your power.
To you.
345
00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:48,763
To me.
346
00:15:48,764 --> 00:15:49,663
To me?!
347
00:15:49,664 --> 00:15:51,399
You transferred
your power to me?
348
00:15:51,400 --> 00:15:52,683
Yes, master.
349
00:15:52,684 --> 00:15:53,818
Y-you mean I did it?
350
00:15:53,819 --> 00:15:55,102
You did what, master?
351
00:15:55,103 --> 00:15:56,354
Everything.
352
00:15:56,355 --> 00:15:58,155
Uh... Tons of paper
in the room and...
353
00:15:58,156 --> 00:15:59,573
And changing Roger into a brick.
354
00:15:59,574 --> 00:16:01,909
[GIGGLES]
[LAUGHS]
355
00:16:01,910 --> 00:16:04,228
Now, uh, Jeannie,
you should have told me.
356
00:16:04,229 --> 00:16:06,614
I could have gotten somebody
in terrible trouble.
357
00:16:06,615 --> 00:16:08,416
But everything
is all right now, master?
358
00:16:08,417 --> 00:16:11,869
Yeah, everything's just great.
359
00:16:11,870 --> 00:16:13,103
Help!
360
00:16:17,459 --> 00:16:19,260
There are no limits
to this power, are there?
361
00:16:19,261 --> 00:16:21,762
Oh, no, master,
but you must be very careful
362
00:16:21,763 --> 00:16:23,014
of what you say.
363
00:16:23,015 --> 00:16:25,182
[CHUCKLING]
Yeah, now you tell me.
364
00:16:25,183 --> 00:16:26,851
What are you going to do?
365
00:16:26,852 --> 00:16:29,103
I don't really know.
366
00:16:29,104 --> 00:16:32,005
I'm going to have to give it
some thought, Jeannie.
367
00:16:32,006 --> 00:16:33,840
I could, uh...
368
00:16:33,841 --> 00:16:35,476
I could stop a war.
369
00:16:35,477 --> 00:16:37,094
Flood the Sahara.
370
00:16:37,095 --> 00:16:38,863
Wipe out the common cold.
371
00:16:38,864 --> 00:16:41,198
I really don't know
where to begin.
372
00:16:41,199 --> 00:16:44,034
May I give you some advice,
master?
373
00:16:44,035 --> 00:16:46,453
Well, that's very kind
of you but...
374
00:16:46,454 --> 00:16:47,621
with a power like mine,
375
00:16:47,622 --> 00:16:50,857
I don't really need
your advice, Jeannie.
376
00:16:50,858 --> 00:16:54,027
I could put an Apollo capsule
on the moon.
377
00:16:54,028 --> 00:16:55,228
Master.
Hmm?
378
00:16:55,229 --> 00:16:58,031
Please be careful.
It is not as easy as it seems.
379
00:16:58,032 --> 00:16:59,166
It...
What do you mean?
380
00:16:59,167 --> 00:17:01,852
Well, your world
is very complicated.
381
00:17:01,853 --> 00:17:03,187
If you stop one war,
382
00:17:03,188 --> 00:17:05,339
you're liable
to start 10 others.
383
00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:08,509
And if you flood the Sahara,
you may empty an ocean.
384
00:17:08,510 --> 00:17:10,428
Oh, believe me, master,
it would be much better
385
00:17:10,429 --> 00:17:12,763
if you would start
with something smaller.
386
00:17:12,764 --> 00:17:16,266
I think you'd better run along,
Jeannie.
387
00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:18,936
Let me handle this.
After all, it's man's work.
388
00:17:18,937 --> 00:17:21,272
When I was doing it,
it was woman's work.
389
00:17:21,273 --> 00:17:23,741
Yeah... Ahem.
Just go on home,
390
00:17:23,742 --> 00:17:25,109
that's a good girl.
391
00:17:25,110 --> 00:17:27,862
Mm-mm. I... I...
I do not want to leave you.
392
00:17:27,863 --> 00:17:29,680
[CLEARS THROAT]
Well, let's put it this way:
393
00:17:29,681 --> 00:17:30,981
I'm not asking you to go home,
394
00:17:30,982 --> 00:17:32,883
I'm telling you, or better yet,
395
00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:34,752
I wish you to go home.
396
00:17:37,722 --> 00:17:38,722
You're still here.
397
00:17:38,723 --> 00:17:39,990
What...? What's wrong?
Yes.
398
00:17:39,991 --> 00:17:41,292
I do not know, master.
399
00:17:41,293 --> 00:17:43,127
But you gave me the power,
didn't you?
400
00:17:43,128 --> 00:17:45,963
Oh, yes, master.
401
00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:48,382
You did not give it
to someone else, did you?
402
00:17:48,383 --> 00:17:49,483
Well, how could I have?
403
00:17:49,484 --> 00:17:50,784
I didn't even know I had it.
404
00:17:50,785 --> 00:17:53,119
I remember five minutes ago,
I said to Dr. Bellows,
405
00:17:53,120 --> 00:17:56,107
I wish I could unload
my problems on you.
406
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:57,057
[♪]
407
00:17:57,058 --> 00:17:58,825
Oh, master.
408
00:18:01,329 --> 00:18:04,115
Oh, Dr. Bellows.
409
00:18:04,116 --> 00:18:06,333
Has the painter arrived yet?
410
00:18:06,334 --> 00:18:07,768
Oh, good.
411
00:18:07,769 --> 00:18:09,403
How do you like the new color?
412
00:18:09,404 --> 00:18:12,373
Oh, it looks wonderful.
413
00:18:12,374 --> 00:18:15,159
I was absolutely right
about the green.
414
00:18:15,160 --> 00:18:16,560
The green?
415
00:18:16,561 --> 00:18:19,880
I thought we agreed the house
was going to be yellow?
416
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,582
No, dear,
it's going to be green.
417
00:18:21,583 --> 00:18:26,720
Amanda, we discussed this,
and I told the painter
418
00:18:26,721 --> 00:18:30,174
we were going to use yellow.
419
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:32,426
I want the house painted yellow.
420
00:18:32,427 --> 00:18:35,362
AMANDA:
Now... Now don't be unreasonable.
421
00:18:35,363 --> 00:18:37,181
Darling, it has to be green.
422
00:18:37,182 --> 00:18:39,934
It matches my new green outfit.
423
00:18:39,935 --> 00:18:43,154
So no matter
how I feel about it,
424
00:18:43,155 --> 00:18:46,740
the house is now being
painted green.
425
00:18:47,792 --> 00:18:49,059
Oh!
426
00:18:50,662 --> 00:18:54,198
Darling, I didn't know you felt
so strongly about this.
427
00:18:54,199 --> 00:18:55,466
I'm sorry, dear, he's...
428
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:57,468
He's practically finished
painting it green.
429
00:18:57,469 --> 00:19:00,037
I mean, I don't see how
we could possibly stop him.
430
00:19:00,038 --> 00:19:03,023
Amanda, I don't care
what it costs.
431
00:19:03,024 --> 00:19:06,760
I will not live
in a green house.
432
00:19:06,761 --> 00:19:09,914
I want the house yellow.
433
00:19:13,635 --> 00:19:15,869
Alfred, you're being childish.
434
00:19:15,870 --> 00:19:18,105
Now, darling, remember,
you're a psychiatrist.
435
00:19:18,106 --> 00:19:20,941
I mean you're supposed to set
an example for people.
436
00:19:20,942 --> 00:19:23,694
Amanda, you're unleashing
my hostilities.
437
00:19:23,695 --> 00:19:27,948
All right, darling,
let's say we compromise.
438
00:19:27,949 --> 00:19:31,001
Very well.
Green and yellow.
439
00:19:32,787 --> 00:19:35,155
[AMANDA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]
440
00:19:35,156 --> 00:19:37,474
What time will
I see you tonight, dear?
441
00:19:37,475 --> 00:19:40,210
All right, bye. Bye.
442
00:19:40,211 --> 00:19:42,145
[♪]
443
00:19:47,385 --> 00:19:49,136
[KNOCKING ON DOOR] Come in.
444
00:19:49,137 --> 00:19:51,304
Dr. Bellows.
Yes?
445
00:19:51,305 --> 00:19:53,040
Is everything all right, sir?
446
00:19:53,041 --> 00:19:54,808
Well, of course
everything is all right,
447
00:19:54,809 --> 00:19:56,076
why wouldn't it be all right?
448
00:19:56,077 --> 00:19:57,911
Uh, nothing's happening, huh?
449
00:19:57,912 --> 00:19:59,046
Happening?
450
00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:01,115
N-nothing strange
or anything like that?
451
00:20:01,116 --> 00:20:02,732
I don't know
what you're talking about.
452
00:20:02,733 --> 00:20:03,817
[CHUCKLING] Well...
453
00:20:03,818 --> 00:20:04,885
Good. Good.
Then I...
454
00:20:04,886 --> 00:20:06,453
These are all in order,
Dr. Bellows.
455
00:20:06,454 --> 00:20:08,155
Oh, uh, thank you, Major Healey.
456
00:20:08,156 --> 00:20:10,223
Now if there's nothing else,
gentlemen, I, uh...
457
00:20:10,224 --> 00:20:12,159
I'd like to get on
and finish my speech
458
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,661
for the press conference
tonight.
459
00:20:13,662 --> 00:20:15,228
Oh, uh, I'm introducing you.
460
00:20:15,229 --> 00:20:18,265
Oh, I really don't think
you ought to go to that, sir.
461
00:20:18,266 --> 00:20:20,451
Not go? Well, anything
could happen.
462
00:20:20,452 --> 00:20:22,502
You know...
Don't be ridiculous, major.
463
00:20:22,503 --> 00:20:25,539
Why, I... I wouldn't miss
this night for anything.
464
00:20:25,540 --> 00:20:28,508
You're going to have to be very
careful of what you say, sir.
465
00:20:28,509 --> 00:20:31,478
Well, I know what I'm going
to say, major.
466
00:20:31,479 --> 00:20:33,613
"Ladies and gentlemen,
467
00:20:33,614 --> 00:20:37,350
"I make my small contribution
to the space program
468
00:20:37,351 --> 00:20:38,819
"behind a desk.
469
00:20:38,820 --> 00:20:41,388
"But like everyone else,
in my heart
470
00:20:41,389 --> 00:20:45,392
I wish I could trade places
with Major Anthony Nelson."
471
00:20:47,779 --> 00:20:50,347
Hmm. What...?
What happened?
472
00:20:50,348 --> 00:20:51,682
We changed places.
473
00:20:51,683 --> 00:20:53,350
You were standing over here.
474
00:20:53,351 --> 00:20:54,652
No, I just moved a little, sir.
475
00:20:54,653 --> 00:20:55,786
Moved a little?
476
00:20:55,787 --> 00:20:57,755
You were standing...
Why don't you run along?
477
00:20:57,756 --> 00:21:00,023
Uh, doctor, I really don't think
you ought to go, sir.
478
00:21:00,024 --> 00:21:01,592
But I saw...
I'm going.
479
00:21:01,593 --> 00:21:04,395
And I'm going to make
my speech tonight.
480
00:21:04,396 --> 00:21:07,831
Now let's just say
that this is the table...
481
00:21:07,832 --> 00:21:10,467
Well, it's the speakers' table
where we'll be sitting tonight.
482
00:21:12,053 --> 00:21:13,370
Ladies and gentlemen...
483
00:21:16,541 --> 00:21:17,841
If you say so, sir.
484
00:21:17,842 --> 00:21:20,577
If you say so?
Look at that.
485
00:21:20,578 --> 00:21:21,845
Uh, he's trying to get us
486
00:21:21,846 --> 00:21:24,231
to imagine
the surrounding, Roger.
487
00:21:24,232 --> 00:21:27,518
Yeah, I can see it
as plain as day.
488
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:30,037
Oh, uh, I'm not feeling
very well.
489
00:21:30,038 --> 00:21:31,138
Of course you're not, sir,
490
00:21:31,139 --> 00:21:32,739
you've been
under a terrific strain.
491
00:21:32,740 --> 00:21:34,808
Yes.
492
00:21:34,809 --> 00:21:38,746
It is a banquet table, I...
I can feel it.
493
00:21:38,747 --> 00:21:40,331
I can smell the food.
494
00:21:40,332 --> 00:21:42,983
I've never had
an experience like this.
495
00:21:42,984 --> 00:21:44,484
Well, you're
a psychiatrist, sir,
496
00:21:44,485 --> 00:21:47,420
you know how powerful
the subconscious can be.
497
00:21:47,421 --> 00:21:49,556
You could get rid of the table
if you wanted to.
498
00:21:49,557 --> 00:21:51,342
I could?
499
00:21:51,343 --> 00:21:54,128
TONY: All you have to do is say
I wish the table was gone.
500
00:21:54,129 --> 00:21:56,930
I wish the table would go away.
501
00:22:00,685 --> 00:22:03,620
And I wish my desk was back.
502
00:22:03,621 --> 00:22:06,190
And I wish my desk was back.
503
00:22:06,191 --> 00:22:08,258
It's back!
504
00:22:08,259 --> 00:22:09,459
Excuse me.
505
00:22:09,460 --> 00:22:11,995
Boy, have I got
a powerful subconscious.
506
00:22:11,996 --> 00:22:15,565
It was never gone, sir.
It was all in your mind.
507
00:22:15,566 --> 00:22:17,067
All in my mind.
508
00:22:17,068 --> 00:22:18,318
Yes, sir.
509
00:22:18,319 --> 00:22:20,070
You wish I had your problem.
510
00:22:20,071 --> 00:22:22,489
I wish you had my problem.
511
00:22:22,490 --> 00:22:23,824
[MAGIC BOINGS]
512
00:22:23,825 --> 00:22:27,211
Will somebody please tell me
what's going on!?
513
00:22:27,212 --> 00:22:29,129
Nothing's going on.
Everything's fine.
514
00:22:29,130 --> 00:22:30,813
ROGER: Yeah.
TONY: Dr. Bellows
515
00:22:30,814 --> 00:22:32,132
is the happiest man
in the world.
516
00:22:32,133 --> 00:22:35,002
[LAUGHING]
517
00:22:35,003 --> 00:22:37,270
[♪]
518
00:22:44,145 --> 00:22:46,079
[♪]
519
00:22:47,682 --> 00:22:49,082
You about ready, Jeannie?
520
00:22:49,083 --> 00:22:52,886
Tsk. Oh, I am sorry, master,
but I am having a terrible time
521
00:22:52,887 --> 00:22:54,121
with my hair.
522
00:22:54,122 --> 00:22:56,957
I simply do not how to use
these silly things.
523
00:22:56,958 --> 00:23:00,360
Well, don't worry about it,
your hair will be beautiful.
524
00:23:02,096 --> 00:23:05,598
Oh, you did that very well,
master.
525
00:23:05,599 --> 00:23:07,067
Thank you.
526
00:23:07,068 --> 00:23:10,103
Now I only have one problem.
I... I can't wait until tomorrow.
527
00:23:10,104 --> 00:23:11,671
I can give you
your power back to you.
528
00:23:11,672 --> 00:23:13,140
Well, I told you
it was not easy.
529
00:23:13,141 --> 00:23:14,574
Yeah. Well...
530
00:23:14,575 --> 00:23:17,277
I won't have the problem
of not letting any magic loose
531
00:23:17,278 --> 00:23:18,578
all over the place.
532
00:23:18,579 --> 00:23:21,315
[CHUCKLES] That is very simple.
Simply do not talk.
533
00:23:21,316 --> 00:23:23,416
Well, it's not as simple
as all that.
534
00:23:23,417 --> 00:23:24,985
I mean, it's a press dinner,
535
00:23:24,986 --> 00:23:26,854
they're gonna be asking
a lot of questions.
536
00:23:26,855 --> 00:23:28,455
I wish I could
get through the evening
537
00:23:28,456 --> 00:23:30,324
without uttering a single word.
538
00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:33,060
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
539
00:23:33,061 --> 00:23:36,096
[LAUGHS]
540
00:23:36,097 --> 00:23:38,732
I think you've solved
your problem, master.
541
00:23:38,733 --> 00:23:40,200
[GIGGLES]
542
00:23:40,201 --> 00:23:42,870
Well, blink.
543
00:23:42,871 --> 00:23:44,204
[CLEARS THROAT]
544
00:23:44,205 --> 00:23:45,906
Testing, one, two, three, four.
545
00:23:45,907 --> 00:23:47,908
[BOTH LAUGH]
546
00:23:47,909 --> 00:23:49,009
I just have to be careful.
547
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:50,177
Don't worry about a thing,
548
00:23:50,178 --> 00:23:51,945
I won't make any mistakes.
Yes, master.
549
00:23:51,946 --> 00:23:52,996
Let's go.
550
00:23:55,549 --> 00:23:56,750
[SIGHS]
551
00:23:56,751 --> 00:23:58,852
Hey! Hey, Pedro!
552
00:24:00,088 --> 00:24:02,021
Stop, stop.
553
00:24:02,022 --> 00:24:04,824
Say, you shouldn't work so late,
you're gonna ruin your health.
554
00:24:04,825 --> 00:24:07,794
Working?
It's the lawn mower.
555
00:24:07,795 --> 00:24:09,929
Well, I wouldn't worry
about that,
556
00:24:09,930 --> 00:24:11,998
that motor's gonna run
for years.
557
00:24:15,603 --> 00:24:18,438
Well, let's go to the banquet.
558
00:24:18,439 --> 00:24:19,739
Yes, master.
559
00:24:24,195 --> 00:24:26,046
[♪]